THE HUM

RE: HOUSE CLASSICS

a selection of original house classics, revisited (and for good reason).

CUBA LIBRE

if you were thinking this looks like a rum & coke, it’s because it is.

I’LL PICK TWO RUMS | SUGARCANE KOLA | LIME | SODA

MEXICAN FIRING SQUAD

this one definitely wins most improved player. makes two of us.

TEQUILA BLANCO | POMEGRANATE | LIME | AROMATIC BITTERS

DAIQUIRI

not the poolside kind - kinda goes crazy everywhere tho.

PROBITAS RUM | LIME | SUGARCANE

HOLDING ONTO FALL

my personal favorites from each of the three rotating fall sections - starting to think i might like fiery ginger.

CIDER & SPICE

this one sends pumpkin spice to the grave.

HAUNTED HOUSE

not actually scary; should be called a 'haunted home' imo.

RYE | JAMAICAN RUM | SWEDISH PUNSCH | FIERY GINGER | AROMATIC BITTERS

WISHFUL THINKING

a personal favorite, and a nickname in high school, too.

RHUM AGRICOLE | SLOE GIN | ABSINTHE | FIERY GINGER | LIME

DID SOMEONE SAY MEZCAL??

if you mention how tequila shouldn't be in here you're putting a dollar in my swear jar.

GUILLOTINE

to many, this seems like a scary ingredient list. scarier, even, if you know what cynar is.

MEZCAL | CYNAR | DRY VERMOUTH

TABLE FOR FOUR

don't be sleeping on the expressed orange.

MEZCAL | BÉNÉDICTINE D.O.M. | YAKIMA PEACH | ORANGE BITTERS | EXPRESSED ORANGE

PART-TIME LOVER

i always figured the 'part-time lover' concept wouldn't work so well. didn't for my uncle, at least.

CHANGE MY MIND

this is my current selection of gateway cocktails - except they lead you to new spirits and drinks, not heroin.

SUPER DRUNK UNCLE

i recently became an uncle. it's not unreasonable that i could be super drunk. hypothetically, a super drunk uncle could make you a super drunk uncle.

BITTER MAI TAI

pretty well named tbh.

CAMPARI | JAMAICAN RUM | ORANGE CURAÇAO | ORGEAT | LIME

TUXEDO NO. 2

the martini can be a scary template for my guests. that is, unless they're alcoholics. they love that shit.

CULT FAVORITES

these are drinks i could take off the menu and long-time guests would still order them.

CHARTREUSE SWIZZLE

this one really has a soft spot in my heart. it's green, too!

CLOVER CLUB

it'd really suck to be too masculine to enjoy this pretty drink

GIN | DRY VERMOUTH | RASPBERRY | LEMON | EGG WHITE

SUMMER OF GEORGE

an all-inclusive would need a waiver to be serving this all day

ZERO-PROOF

i normally prefer my cocktails to have alcohol in them. if they don't have alcohol, they better be pretty damn good. here's a few of those

HOT TOMMY

kinda like a hot toddy, but i made it for my friend tom. i'll let you fill in the details.

CARAMELIZED FIG | FIERY GINGER | HONEY | LEMON | HOT WATER

HIPSTER FUEL

sometimes i'll throw in a few more ingredients in a highball with my cold brew. i like to call it hipster fuel.

COLD BREW CONCENTRATE | TONIC | LIME | SODA

ROCKY WENT SOBER

if you made it this far and everything sounds too intimidating, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you should probably go back to the top of the menu again.